Which is why they call these things memes...
Not one for original ideas lately, I have decided to play along with the "mindless piddling" to be found over on StinkyLuLuSez. Your mom always looks to LuLu to tell her what to do. You should, too.
Here's the deal: you can follow the links in LuLu's post entitled "StinkyLulu's Bad Taste in Music Meme" to see other examples, or go directly to this page, scroll down to the bottom where it lists "Top 100 Songs," choose the year you escaped from high school, then copy/paste/mangle the list to reflect your once-exquisite taste in music. Basic rules: bold the titles you liked, and strike out the ones you didn't. Naturally, I feel there are many shades of grey in everything, so I must complicate the process. Titles I liked quite well are now deep crimson; those I liked but didn't luuuvv are left alone; those I didn't like are crossed out; songs I can honestly say I never knew existed are striked and faded to a paler shade of grey.
These ratings are based on how I think I felt about the songs waaay back then. But a whole lotta time has passed, and memory being fallible and all... well, take that into account.
1.The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face, Roberta Flack
2.Alone Again (Naturally), Gilbert O'Sullivan
3.American Pie, Don McLean
it's a wonder I survived the 70s at all, with all the American Pie clogging the radiowaves/brain cells...
4.Without You, Nilsson
5.Candy Man, Sammy Davis Jr.
6.I Gotcha, Joe Tex
7. Lean On Me, Bill Withers
8.Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me, Mac Davis
9.Brand New Key, Melanie
10.Daddy Dont You Walk So Fast, Wayne Newton
11. Let's Stay Together, Al Green
12.Brandy (You're A Fine Girl), Looking Glass
13.Oh Girl, Chi-Lites
14.Nice To Be With You, Gallery
15. My Ding-A-Ling, Chuck Berry
16.If Loving You Is Wrong I Don't Want To Be Right, Luther Ingram
17. Heart Of Gold, Neil Young
18.Betcha By Golly, Wow, Stylistics
19. I'll Take You There, Staple Singers
20.Ben, Michael Jackson
21. The Lion Sleeps Tonight, Robert John
22. Outa-space, Billy Preston
23. Slippin' Into Darkness, War
24. Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress), Hollies
25. How Do You Do, Mouth and MacNeal
27.Song Sung Blue, Neil Diamond
28.A Horse With No Name, America
have you noticed how many of the world's worst songs are on this list?
28.Popcorn, Hot Butter
29.Everybody Plays The Fool, Main Ingredient
30.Precious And Few, Climax
... oh my god ...
31.Last Night I Didn't Get To Sleep At All, 5th Dimension
32.Nights In White Satin, Moody Blues
33.Go All The Way, Raspberries
apparently I never listened too closely to these lyrics...imagine my surprise when I discovered that "baby, don't go away," was really "baby, go all the way"...eeew, the dirty old pervs...it was bad enough the way I heard it...
34.Too Late To Turn Back Now, Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose
35.Back Stabbers, O'Jays
36.Down By The Lazy River, Osmonds
37. Sunshine, Jonathan Edwards
38.Starting All Over Again, Mel and Tim
39.Day After Day, Badfinger
40. Rocket Man, Elton John
41. Rockin' Robin, Michael Jackson
42.Beautiful Sunday, Daniel Boone
43.Scorpio, Dennis Coffey and The Detroit Guitar Band
44. Morning Has Broken, Cat Stevens
I will confess to liking this at the time, but as one of those highly intolerant, narrow-minded folks, I have found it really hard to like Cat's music ever since he went all jihad on Salman Rushdie's ass...
45. The City Of New Orleans, Arlo Guthrie
I liked the version by Steve Goodman, who wrote the song, much better...but as Steve said, Arlo would be putting his kids through college...
46. Garden Party, Rick Nelson
so sue me...
47.I Can See Clearly Now, Johnny Nash
48. Burning Love, Elvis Presley
49.Clean Up Woman, Betty Wright
50. Hold Your Head Up, Argent
51.Jungle Fever, Chakachas
52.Everything I Own, Bread
53.In The Rain, Dramatics
54.Look What You Done For Me, Al Green
55.The Happiest Girl In The Whole U.S.A., Donna Fargo
56. Bang A Gong (Get It On), T. Rex
57. Mother And Child Reunion, Paul Simon
58.Where Is The Love, Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway
59. I'm Still In Love With You, Al Green
60. Layla, Derek and The Dominos
61.Day Dreaming, Aretha Franklin
62.The Way Of Love, Cher
63. Black And White, Three Dog Night
64. Sylvia's Mother, Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show
65.Hurting Each Other, Carpenters
66. Coconut, Nilsson
68.Puppy Love, Donny Osmond
69.You Don't Mess Around With Jim, Jim Croce
70. Hot Rod Lincoln, Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen
71.A Cowboy's Work Is Never Done, Sonny and Cher
72.Joy, Apollo 100
73.Anticipation, Carly Simon
74. Never Been To Spain, Three Dog Night
75.Kiss An Angel Good Morning, Charlie Pride
76. School's Out, Alice Cooper
77.Saturday In The Park, Chicago
78.Drowning In The Sea Of Love, Joe Simon
79. Use Me, Bill Withers
80. Family Affair, Sly and The Family Stone
81.Troglodyte, Jimmy Castor Bunch
82. The Witch Queen Of New Orleans, Redbone
83.Freddie's Dead, Curtis Mayfield
84.Power Of Love, Joe Simon
85.Ain't Understanding Mellow, Jerry Butler and Brenda Lee Eager
86. Taxi, Harry Chapin
87.Don't Say You Don't Rememeer, Beverly Bremers
87. Sealed With A Kiss, Bobby Vinton
88.I Saw The Light, Todd Rundgren
89.Motorcycle Mama, Sailcat
90.Day By Day, Godspell Soundtrack
91. Roundabout, Yes
92. Doctor My Eyes, Jackson Browne
93. I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing, New Seekers
I have no idea whether this was the version I heard...or if it was #97...why were there two? did I like them both? or did I just like coke?
94.Vincent / Castles In The Air, Don Mclean
95.Baby Let Me Take You (In My Arms), Detroit Emeralds
96.Speak To The Sky, Rick Springfield
97. I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing, Hillside Singers
98.Walking In The Rain With The One I Love, Love Unlimited
99.Good Foot, Pt. 1, James Brown
100. Pop That Thang, Isley Bros
yeah, pop that thang...
Here's the deal: you can follow the links in LuLu's post entitled "StinkyLulu's Bad Taste in Music Meme" to see other examples, or go directly to this page, scroll down to the bottom where it lists "Top 100 Songs," choose the year you escaped from high school, then copy/paste/mangle the list to reflect your once-exquisite taste in music. Basic rules: bold the titles you liked, and strike out the ones you didn't. Naturally, I feel there are many shades of grey in everything, so I must complicate the process. Titles I liked quite well are now deep crimson; those I liked but didn't luuuvv are left alone; those I didn't like are crossed out; songs I can honestly say I never knew existed are striked and faded to a paler shade of grey.
These ratings are based on how I think I felt about the songs waaay back then. But a whole lotta time has passed, and memory being fallible and all... well, take that into account.
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it's a wonder I survived the 70s at all, with all the American Pie clogging the radiowaves/brain cells...
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7. Lean On Me, Bill Withers
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11. Let's Stay Together, Al Green
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15. My Ding-A-Ling, Chuck Berry
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17. Heart Of Gold, Neil Young
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19. I'll Take You There, Staple Singers
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21. The Lion Sleeps Tonight, Robert John
22. Outa-space, Billy Preston
23. Slippin' Into Darkness, War
24. Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress), Hollies
25. How Do You Do, Mouth and MacNeal
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have you noticed how many of the world's worst songs are on this list?
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... oh my god ...
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apparently I never listened too closely to these lyrics...imagine my surprise when I discovered that "baby, don't go away," was really "baby, go all the way"...eeew, the dirty old pervs...it was bad enough the way I heard it...
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37. Sunshine, Jonathan Edwards
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40. Rocket Man, Elton John
41. Rockin' Robin, Michael Jackson
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44. Morning Has Broken, Cat Stevens
I will confess to liking this at the time, but as one of those highly intolerant, narrow-minded folks, I have found it really hard to like Cat's music ever since he went all jihad on Salman Rushdie's ass...
45. The City Of New Orleans, Arlo Guthrie
I liked the version by Steve Goodman, who wrote the song, much better...but as Steve said, Arlo would be putting his kids through college...
46. Garden Party, Rick Nelson
so sue me...
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48. Burning Love, Elvis Presley
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50. Hold Your Head Up, Argent
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56. Bang A Gong (Get It On), T. Rex
57. Mother And Child Reunion, Paul Simon
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59. I'm Still In Love With You, Al Green
60. Layla, Derek and The Dominos
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63. Black And White, Three Dog Night
64. Sylvia's Mother, Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show
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66. Coconut, Nilsson
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70. Hot Rod Lincoln, Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen
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74. Never Been To Spain, Three Dog Night
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76. School's Out, Alice Cooper
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79. Use Me, Bill Withers
80. Family Affair, Sly and The Family Stone
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82. The Witch Queen Of New Orleans, Redbone
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86. Taxi, Harry Chapin
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87. Sealed With A Kiss, Bobby Vinton
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91. Roundabout, Yes
92. Doctor My Eyes, Jackson Browne
93. I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing, New Seekers
I have no idea whether this was the version I heard...or if it was #97...why were there two? did I like them both? or did I just like coke?
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97. I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing, Hillside Singers
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100. Pop That Thang, Isley Bros
yeah, pop that thang...
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